The Gluecifixion

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LOL!!

LOL!!


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LOL! That reminds me of one

LOL! That reminds me of one joke:

A priest went by car on a highway and saw a billboard next to it. Jesus on cross, and newt to it written:
OUR NAILS WILL HOLD EVERYTHING!
So the priest got terribly outraged, went to the nail salesman and told him to put Lord down, for God's sake!
Next day the priest drove next to the billboard again. He looked on it, and Jesus was lying down there in mud, and the billboard had written on it:
THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN WITH OUR NAILS!

Beings who deserve worship don't demand it. Beings who demand worship don't deserve it.


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So Jesus walks into a

So Jesus walks into a motel.

 

He puts a couple of nails on the desk and says to the clerk:

 

Can you put me up for the night?

 

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