Funny thing is it isn't worse than a whopper with cheese.

Not gonna lie, looks delicious.  I'd eat one.

Corporate fast food chains: feeding us poison infused with sugars, natural (ha) flavoring, and mayonnaise since the 1940's!

Don't hand me that crap. I am quite sure you have family members and friends and co-workers whom you love who do those things. I am quite sure you would lend them aid in their time of need. Humans may not like what other humans do, but we are also a species capable of compassion.

Now make it dripping with sausage gravy and I will buy them.

OK, I am guessing that you have never made mayonnaise. The general recipe is 95% oil, 4% egg yolk and 1% vinegar. Just for the record, the “High oil/high egg mayo is available in any supermarket. You just have to actually buy mayo that is not labeled as “light mayo”.

Probably worse for you is Miracle Whip. That stuff is almost exactly the same as regular mayonnaise except that it also has sugar in it.

Not free.  Idjit.  Premiums, deductibles, and co-pays still apply, IF you have insurance.  Otherwise, you pay.  Just like I do seeing as I am not insured.

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Um, what article did you have in mind here? Since you did not provide a link, I put those words into google and the single hit is to some football blog that has a post halfway down about hidden calories.

Yes, exactly the same as the generic Walgreen's mayo in my fridge. The fact is that mayo is, as I stated before essentially a oil delivery system. There just is not any real room in the standard formulation to make a worse variety.

Well that makes perfect sense. Compare one item with standard well known properties to other items that really are no comparison at all. Granted, those are not your words but even so, there is hardly anything in common between normal mayonnaise and “reduced fat” mayonnaise. In fact, the only reason that the reduced fat stuff fails to be about the consistency of vinaigrette is because it is loaded with crap like Xanthan gum, Carrageenan and Calcium alginate. Yummy stuff that you are using for comparison.

Actually, that reminds me of the old Skippy peanut butter commercials from the '70's. Annette Funicello used to compare the protein content of a peanut butter sandwich with other foods that were by design for the commercial seriously lacking in protein.

OK, we know that peanut butter is loaded with protein. So of course it has more that a cheese sandwich or bologna on white bread. You know what she managed to prove by this? That peanut butter has more protein than stuff with less protein.

But anyway, if your point is that mayonnaise is bad for you, I will agree with that much. However, if you want to say that mayonnaise with half the fat but a whole crap load of chemicals that hardly anyone really knows about and have probably never been tested by the FDA is better for you than mayonnaise, well, I can't say that for sure but I really have my doubts.

Well, I have never heard of Easterbrook before but I will check him out. I am partial to Ted Nugent though.

Past that, like WTF? You mean that there are republicans who are into football? No way dude. Watch this:

The sandwich still needs sausage gravy or it is not complete.

Kowtowing to moslems isn't going to get my vote.

I'm sure they don't care as I'm a vegetarian.

Fingers were not lickin' good for KFC in their bid to sell fried chicken to Islamic customers in Britain.

The fast food chain was being threatened with a boycott by both Muslims and non-Muslims.

It hoped to woo the Islamic market by opening 86 trial outlets selling halal-only meat, slaughtered under strict religious guidelines.

But KFC's target diners insisted the chickens were not being killed in the right way and said they would stay away.

And furious non-Muslim customers have set up Facebook groups protesting that the trial branches, which also ban pork, have dropped their favorite bacon-topped Big Daddy burger from menus. Groups with names such as "Against the KFC Halal Trial" and "No Halal at Colne KFC" -- referring to a branch in the Lancashire, northern England, town -- were rapidly attracting members.

For meat to be halal, the animal must be alive when its throat is cut as a verse from the Koran is recited.

KFC insisted their methods met the approval of the Halal Food Society. But Islamic leaders disagreed, saying the pre-stunning of animals in the chain's mechanical process means a third were already dead at the point of slaughter. And the fact the prayer is played over a speaker means each bird it not blessed individually as it is killed.

They have now threatened to warn the U.K.'s 2.4 million Muslims not to eat KFC meat, and will meet with the fast food giant Wednesday to question how it is killing chickens sold as halal.

Idiotic 7th century emulating religious fascists. I mean moslems, not KFC.

I give KFC bonus points for playing the prayer over a loudspeaker as the chickens are slaughtered.