We love Halloween in Austin, Texas. So much that we do not even wait until it is Halloween to dress up. I dressed as Elvis last night and went to downtown Austin, Texas and I stood on the street & was goofing on people, singing songs, & even made fun of a few other people's costumes, but not in a mean way. There was a gothic guy for example who looked like he was wearing a panty, so I quoted the classic comedy "Raising Arizona" when he walked by & said:

*Elvis Voice* - "Son, you got a panty on your head."

Anyhow, some church group comes by and some guy is dressed as Jesus and he is all bloodied and such and he is carrying a cross, and you have these guys dressed as demons and they are whipping Jesus right in front of me and I said "Damn son! Why don't you put that cross down and say "Fuck this shit!"

The got dressed as Satan awkardly gave me a thumbs up and the group conituned by now before the church elders could walk by and glare at me. I began to sing..."Don't Be Cruel". I then sorta followed them for a minute and sang some parts from "Herod's Song" from Jesus Christ Superstar. Then I told them I was the real King now and how you'd never see anyone trying that with me and I yelled "Nobody fucks with the King!" - Bruce Campbell as Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep.

....Pretty messed up since Elvis was a Christian. I'm sure the real Elvis was turning his grave and would have knocked me out if he were there. lol. I do wish I could have come up with something more funny then what I said and did, but I pissed off Christians and that is all that matters and I look forward to hopefully pissing off more tomorrow night. (The way I see it is these people are coming to a public area telling folks how to live their lives and that they are going to burn and are pretty much trying to cock-block people's fun, so a little heckling isn't going to hurt them. Of course, I would never touch any of them or waste too much time bothering them. I doubt the same can be said about some of them.)