WHY AM I AN ATHEIST??? [trollville]
Offline WHY AM I AN ATHEIST???
Well, let's be honest. To be an atheist would mean you're very selfish. There are no rules, kind of like anarchy. Yeah, there are rules of the govenment but not rules philosophical speaking. So if i want to be consistent as an atheist, i could technically stab my grandmother and call it a day.
Also i'm an atheist so nobody can hold me accountable. I can be an asshole and it's like, oh you're an atheist, that's okay. Or you can murder your family. You're be arrested, but you won't feel bad, i'm an atheist. Oh okay.
Another reason why I'm an atheist is because of an ego trip. Yeah, i can be extremely arrogant. When people notice this about me, what do i say? I remind them, hey i'm an atheist, and their like, oh, please continue
Yet another reason would be pride. I can be very proud and not humbling.
And yet again, i can steal. I can't push old ladies on the street and steal her groceries and purse. And run. There's no reason for me to feel guilty at all. Why is that? i'm an atheist remember.
Also, i get to target the weak Christians. The strong ones let's leave them alone.
And finally i get to be a hypocrite. I get to claim logic on the street and deny it in the classroom.
It's so fun being an atheist. No morals or ethics. No meaning or purpose in life. No sense of beauty or objective love. I don't have to love my children. Since loving my kids are just brain squirts in my head. They're not real. When my daughter gives me a hug, my head squirts, that's all.
Perhaps someday when Christianity is illegal, we atheists will burn the Christians at the stake. This is consistent anyway.
So I can remain ignorant but via a leap of blind faith just go nutty nuts. And build a website and start different denominations of atheism so i'm off the hook when Christians are like, what? You're a weak atheism now? lol.
But there is this one Christian I cannot beat. Jean Chauvin. My nose has been bleeding for days. and i'm afraid it will continue as long as his intellectual boozooka is pointing my way.
Selfishly Yours.
Respectfully,
Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).
A Rational Christian of Intelligence (rare)with a valid and sound justification for my epistemology and a logical refutation for those with logical fallacies and false worldviews upon their normative of thinking in retrospect to objective normative(s). This is only understood via the imago dei in which we all are.
Respectfully,
Jean Chauvin (Jude 3).
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HOLY SHIT BATMAN! NO ONE EVER BEFORE NOW HAS EVER USED THE SELF SERVING CIRCULAR TACTIC OF QUOTING THE BIBLE.
Damn man, you got me. I'll see you in church, lets say, a week from NEVER!
Quoting your holy book is as impressive to us as when a Muslim quotes the Koran, and is as mundane as taking a dump. At least when I take a dump I can prove my poo is real and don't have to make up a poo god to explain it.
Quote your comic book all you want till your blue in the face, but do not ever think we will ever be impressed by it or bow to it.
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Were this a Xian board you could "s-a-y" anything you want. If so far you had passed the smell test. It wouldnt be questioned. On this board you will have to do more than talk about a thing. Straightforwardness means you have to provide some simple evidence of some sort. Where's the beef ?
You do not need a 'universal' for any system, even if 'universals' could be determined.
You need a set of initial assumptions, the axioms, including normally, by default, the Laws of Logic. That is it.
The relevance or accuracy or meaning of any conclusions within such a system are determined by how closely they correspond to reality as we perceive it.
Favorite oxymorons: Gospel Truth, Rational Supernaturalist, Business Ethics, Christian Morality
"Theology is now little more than a branch of human ignorance. Indeed, it is ignorance with wings." - Sam Harris
The path to Truth lies via careful study of reality, not the dreams of our fallible minds - me
From the sublime to the ridiculous: Science -> Philosophy -> Theology
EDIT: Oh, and do you want really to impress me? Then read something like Hawking or Penrose, for example "The road to reality". That is something, not old and yellowish books.
Just messing around in the Troll forum. Image above is senseless, the weapon is not a "bazooka" and it's not pointed backwards.... yeah, I know, no one cares but as a fan of military weaponry such inaccuracies irk me, like people who call magazines "clips".