FSM as my witness, you can't possibly make this one up.
Posted on: September 23, 2011 - 1:43pm
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FSM as my witness, you can't possibly make this one up.
I just had a decent looking 20 something naked chick knock on my door. She wanted me to hold the door to the building open while she ran out to get the window screen that she managed to drop form a few stories up.
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Never ever did I say enything about free, I said "free."
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Pics or it didn't happen.
PS, AIGS, this post had comments disabled. Was that intentional or another example of forum weirdness?
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redneF,
aren't you worried about getting the Cpt_pineapple all hot and bothered?
NSFW or Captn.
Religion Kills !!!
Numbers 31:17-18 - Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.
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redneF, there is a reason why you and I never engage in battle. This now stands broken.
Tommy Ramone:
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Those were the photon torpedoes. Now phaser fire. John Denver before he went solo:
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Ooooh, burn. That is awesome. Great stuff.
Cpt, it's ok. We support your lifestyle. There is no need here, of all places, to have any trepidation to "come out". You go girl.
All we ask, respectfully, is the occasional hot pics of your new GF of the week.
You would be the coolest person on this forum. We'd shut our traps in no time.
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
Now why doesn't things like this ever happen to me ?
“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno
I know, right. If I want to see naked chicks I always have to pay at the door to get in.
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
I remember when I was 12 or 13 living in Edmonton, there was a protest staged by women who were looking for the right to go topless at the University of Alberta. It just so happened that we were scheduled for a swimming field trip that day, at the Universities pool, at the same time as the protest...
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Story of my life
“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno
I took my wife to her first Rodeo last night. And she bought a cowgirl hat. We had a great time, despite that one cowboy that got whisked away in an ambulance. Argh. Anyway, point of the story is, my wife got this awesome cowgirl hat.
So we go shopping today. And she wears it.
I mean where else on the face of the Earth is it ok to wear that kind of a hat other than Texas, right? Guys were stumbling over her.
We got service from employees at the grocery stores like I've never seen before. I was just kind of shocked.
It didn't help that my wife has the brightest blue eyes (well they looked amazingly green today) and a generous chest area. They were gushing over her.
How bizarre.
I still didn't get any even though she teased me mercilessly. I'm going to hold that against her and guilt her into something hardcore.
You will be mine. Oh yes. You will be...
"I am an atheist, thank God." -Oriana Fallaci
About as much as I worry about getting Greek Goddess all hot and bothered...
I keep asking myself " Are they just playin' stupid, or are they just plain stupid?..."
"To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy" : David Brooks
" Only on the subject of God can smart people still imagine that they reap the fruits of human intelligence even as they plow them under." : Sam Harris
There was a comedian I saw long ago, don't remember his name who aptly described porn.
"Porn is getting to have sex with hot chicks you will never screw doing things you will never get to do".
One time I got flashed by a woman, it was a redneck biker chick and WOOF FUCKING WOOF. She was the type of woman you'd pay her to keep her cloths on.
I've been to nudist camps and nude beaches myself. Certainly alot of bodies you don't want to look at. But if you go to the right places at the right time, it's like going to a strip joint without the cover charge or tips. I'm perfectly happy not touching, but damn the looking sure is fun.
And what the hell ladies, if you got it and want to show it, and no one is forcing you to do it, all I can say is THANK YOU!
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