Questions on the Flood for TWD39 (or any theist)
This thread is mainly for TWD39, though other people who believe the flood, Noah and so on really happened are welcome to chime in. It is an extension of the other thread discussing language and the tower of Babel, which started some questions about Noah's flood.
If you believe that the Flood happened as the Bible states, then you must have rational answers to the following questions:
1 Were babies also killed in the flood? Were they deemed sinful, or just collateral damage? What about the unborn? (in case you think people are born with sin..) Is God an innocent baby killer?
2 If the flood covered the whole earth, where did the water come from, and where did it go afterwards?
3 If the flood was caused by rain for 40 days and nights, and rain covered the earth, then it would need to rain 112 million cubic kilometers each day. The water vapour that’s needed to be suspended in the air to achieve this would render the air unbreathable - people would have drowned by breathing this air. How did Noah and his family survive this?
4 How did the animals get to the arc? If Noah gathered them, how did he get around the world so quickly? If the animals came of their own accord, how did the giant tortoises get there in time? How did animals that can’t swim cross seas to get there?
5 How did Noah feed the animals? Some animals have very specific diets (pandas eat only bamboo, koalas eat only eucalyptus, for example) so how did Noah get these foods, which don’t grow in Mesopotamia?
6 How did Noah keep meat fresh for the hungry carnivores?
7 How did the freshwater fish survive? Did the arc carry fresh water? How were these fish collected and stored?
8 The flood would have killed all plant life. What would the ‘saved’ herbivores eat? What about those that feed only on adult trees that take a long time to grow?
9 What about the carnivores? They must have had to eat the herbivores – they were on the arc for over a year, so any corpses would be completely rotten, as well as being buried under sediment.
10 Where would the animals find fresh water to sustain themselves?
11 How did the plants survive being underwater for more than a year? Some might have seeds that survive, but vast numbers of plant species would have become extinct. How come the are still here today?
12 When the flood ended, only 6 people survived that would go on to breed. The bible indicates that the tower of Babel happened 100 years after the flood. How were there enough people to build the tower, which must have been massive?
13 How did the Native Americans, and Australian Aboriginals get to their continents (Which don’t have land bridges with Asia) after the flood?
14 How did God ‘create’ the rainbow as part of the promise he’d never flood the whole world again? If there was refracted sunlight and rain ever before the flood, there must have been rainbows.
15 Why did god change his mind about how many of each type of animal had to be taken into the arc? Genesis 6 says take 2 of each, Genesis 7 says take up to 7.
16 Lastly, why did god go to all the trouble?
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1 Were babies also killed in the flood? Were they deemed sinful, or just collateral damage? What about the unborn? (in case you think people are born with sin..) Is God an innocent baby killer?
yes. As far as death is concerned, are you suggesting that they ceased to exist or that they just died in the flood?
Parents are responsible for their children. In this case, parents brought on a punishment from God that affected their children.
Nice to hear from you again. Do you think your point above constitutes perfect morality - perfect justice? Surely god could have punished the parents and spared the children?
If he could not, was he not able to and thus not all powerful, or did he deliberately not and thus is not all merciful?
Do you really feel comfortable with kids as collateral damage? And what about the rest of life? The biosphere cannot just regenerate if utterly destroyed as the bible story claims.
Personally, I don't think the flood story reflects a supernatural 'reality' that took place at any time somewhere on Earth. People live by rivers. Rivers flood.
This story is a myth in my opinion, inherited from the Sumerians who were regularly moistened by the Tigris and Euphrates.
It seems a shame christians feel the need to rationalise the flood tale.
Anyway. Hope you're well. May Gaia bless you.
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Hi Cap, Thank you for taking the time to look at this thread and start some discourse on it. I'm keen to discuss these in some detail - picking the first couple is fine - maybe we'll get to the others later (i didn't put them in any particular order of importance).
Please bear with me though, my life is quite busy so I can't always respond as quickly as I'd like to.
Before we get into discussions on the two points you answered, could I first just check one aspect of your beliefs? Who do you think wrote the bible? You've alluded many times in the other thread that you consider it to be (100%?) accurate - do you consider it the word of God, i.e. that it was created by God?
These are some quotes from you (For the reference of others):
http://www.rationalresponders.com/forum/33613?page=5
#282
If you're not willing to accept Biblical truth, you're not willing to accept any rational evidence of demons existing
#344
I have yet to see any legitimate scripturally based references proven wrong
#373
This brings us to the Bible. This is one of the most difficult things I have found for an atheist to discuss... mainly becasue a lot of them dont' seem to have a clear understanding of it and likely have not learned much about it. I usually like to start with that. If I can find a basis for discrediting scripture, we can find a basis for discrediting the possibility of a metaphysical existence be it that it's claimed to be inspired by a metaphysical being.
#382
I've had the order discussion. There are many reasons why that doesn't suggest the bible is not 100%... at least at that point.
#423
God has explained his plan in the Bible. It is written so we can all understand it.
You've not directly said that God created or wrote the bible, so perhaps you could let me know what your view is on this point? It will allow me to tailor the discussion regarding your responses to the above points and where we go from here accordingly.
Thanks
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Here’s my crack at it, despite not being a theist:
1 Were babies also killed in the flood? Were they deemed sinful, or just collateral damage? What about the unborn? (in case you think people are born with sin..) Is God an innocent baby killer?
Sadly yes. YHWH is (apparently) a dick, but it’s okay, because he works in mysterious ways, or something.
2 If the flood covered the whole earth, where did the water come from, and where did it go afterwards?
This actually isn’t that big of a deal. If someone is willing to believe in an all-powerful entity that can create everything from nothing, winking some water into and out of existence isn’t really a big deal.
Now, what I think is a bigger deal, is all of the evidence of the flood that was winked out of existence. Since most Christians believe the path to heaven (and to avoid hell) is to swear an oath of fealty to Jesus (which would require believing in him), one questions the rationale behind intentionally removing evidence of his existence.
3 If the flood was caused by rain for 40 days and nights, and rain covered the earth, then it would need to rain 112 million cubic kilometers each day. The water vapour that’s needed to be suspended in the air to achieve this would render the air unbreathable - people would have drowned by breathing this air. How did Noah and his family survive this?
4 How did the animals get to the arc? If Noah gathered them, how did he get around the world so quickly? If the animals came of their own accord, how did the giant tortoises get there in time? How did animals that can’t swim cross seas to get there?
Of course, the size of the continents would still be the same, so there would still be an insane distance to traverse. And if God had the foresight to send the animals to Noah in advance, it begs the question of why he allowed this problem to build up in the first place…
5 How did Noah feed the animals? Some animals have very specific diets (pandas eat only bamboo, koalas eat only eucalyptus, for example) so how did Noah get these foods, which don’t grow in Mesopotamia?
Good question! Goddidit?
6 How did Noah keep meat fresh for the hungry carnivores?
Goddidit! Or mana. God did mana. Maybe.
7 How did the freshwater fish survive? Did the arc carry fresh water? How were these fish collected and stored?
Yeah, (referencing #16 ahead of schedule), it’s beginning to get convoluted enough to wonder why he went through all of this trouble. I’m sure he could just keep winking clean water into and out of existence as needed, but… why?
8 The flood would have killed all plant life. What would the ‘saved’ herbivores eat? What about those that feed only on adult trees that take a long time to grow?
Again, barring a very confusing Goddidit, there’s not a good answer, and again… why?
9 What about the carnivores? They must have had to eat the herbivores – they were on the arc for over a year, so any corpses would be completely rotten, as well as being buried under sediment.
10 Where would the animals find fresh water to sustain themselves?
11 How did the plants survive being underwater for more than a year? Some might have seeds that survive, but vast numbers of plant species would have become extinct. How come the are still here today?
12 When the flood ended, only 6 people survived that would go on to breed. The bible indicates that the tower of Babel happened 100 years after the flood. How were there enough people to build the tower, which must have been massive?
One wonders why the humans willed into existence by YHWY aren’t more obedient.
13 How did the Native Americans, and Australian Aboriginals get to their continents (Which don’t have land bridges with Asia) after the flood?
14 How did God ‘create’ the rainbow as part of the promise he’d never flood the whole world again? If there was refracted sunlight and rain ever before the flood, there must have been rainbows.
“You see these pine trees? These pine trees are a sign that I will never again destroy the Tower of Babel.”
15 Why did god change his mind about how many of each type of animal had to be taken into the arc? Genesis 6 says take 2 of each, Genesis 7 says take up to 7.
Probably the same reason that there are multiple versions of the Ten Commandments, the genealogy of Jesus, and accounts of what Jesus’ last words were: it’s a poorly edited book written by multiple authors who did not collaborate.
16 Lastly, why did god go to all the trouble?
Yeah, that’s the best question, really. Once you take into account all of the winking stuff in and out of existence, providing weird contingency plans to fix the various post-flood problems, and then removing all evidence that this even happened in the first place, you have to wonder why he didn’t resolve this in an easier way. Why not simultaneous lightning strikes or heart attacks? Heck, why not even a simple “striking them dead”, as he’s on record for doing in other places of the Old Testament?
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This thread is mainly for TWD39, though other people who believe the flood, Noah and so on really happened are welcome to chime in. It is an extension of the other thread discussing language and the tower of Babel, which started some questions about Noah's flood.
If you believe that the Flood happened as the Bible states, then you must have rational answers to the following questions:
Here's what I think theists would HAVE to say (I mean, totally committed Christian creationists when I say Christians in this case, since we're talking literal bible junk...although if it's allegorical and barbaric, why write it in your book Mr and Mrs. Moderate Christians??). I'm doing this because nobody would accept your challenge, and what follows is probably the least crazy that they can sound (with a hint of sarcasm)
1 Were babies also killed in the flood? Were they deemed sinful, or just collateral damage? What about the unborn? (in case you think people are born with sin..) Is God an innocent baby killer?
Everyone is born with original sin. The babies and the unborn were collateral damage. They were not only born with original sin, but the sins of their tribes were too great...and that's hereditary.
2 If the flood covered the whole earth, where did the water come from, and where did it go afterwards?
It never rained before the flood. How do you know how much ocean water there was before that? The oceans could very well be a result of the water. It simply ran to the lowest points...and forged the grand canyon.
3 If the flood was caused by rain for 40 days and nights, and rain covered the earth, then it would need to rain 112 million cubic kilometers each day. The water vapour that’s needed to be suspended in the air to achieve this would render the air unbreathable - people would have drowned by breathing this air. How did Noah and his family survive this?
You think it's a chore for an omnipotent god that rests after 6 days of work to put up a vapour barrier? He only really had to localize it around Noah too, since he didn't care who died outside of that spot.
4 How did the animals get to the arc? If Noah gathered them, how did he get around the world so quickly? If the animals came of their own accord, how did the giant tortoises get there in time? How did animals that can’t swim cross seas to get there?
The giant tortoises micro-evolved (the only REAL evolution) from other tortoise-like creatures.
5 How did Noah feed the animals? Some animals have very specific diets (pandas eat only bamboo, koalas eat only eucalyptus, for example) so how did Noah get these foods, which don’t grow in Mesopotamia?
Hmm....this one stumps me. This is my first official "because GOD". Perhaps god compelled them to have appetites for other things? Sort of like the T-Rexs on board liked to eat lettuce. Of course, this is not a violation of free will, as he is simply changing what they WANT to do, but they still CHOOSE to do what they want. Of course preventing people from having homicidal, suicidal, homosexual, predatory, self-loathing, compulsions is WAY different.
6 How did Noah keep meat fresh for the hungry carnivores?
No carnivores...before the fall...flood...umm...short.....CIRCUIT!!!!...UIAHGAEGHOUH!!!!
7 How did the freshwater fish survive? Did the arc carry fresh water? How were these fish collected and stored?
This is GOD's genius. The saturation level of salt in the global flood waters was ideal for both fresh and salt water fish to survive in. If there are any that can't, I'm going to move the goalposts tell you that GOD was sure to separate it, similar to the water vapour problem you mentioned earlier. (phew, getting it back now!)
8 The flood would have killed all plant life. What would the ‘saved’ herbivores eat? What about those that feed only on adult trees that take a long time to grow?
Seeds!!! Adult trees would be fine. They're so robust, because they're made of GODly wood. This is why nobody with a wooden house worries about flooding. It's watertight!
9 What about the carnivores? They must have had to eat the herbivores – they were on the arc for over a year, so any corpses would be completely rotten, as well as being buried under sediment.
C'mon, you know they were all able to reproduce and repopulate the species KINDS just fine. The adults waited patiently for the herbivores to bring forth, heterosexually only of their kind, then did what they had to. It was enough sustenance for sure. Plus, they still had to ween themselves back onto meat after GOD made them temporary herbivores for the ark trip.
10 Where would the animals find fresh water to sustain themselves?
Already answered. The salt levels were perfect, GODly. Definitely potable.
11 How did the plants survive being underwater for more than a year? Some might have seeds that survive, but vast numbers of plant species would have become extinct. How come the are still here today?
How do you know that there were not 800 times more KINDS of plants before? The survivors must be the most resilient. That's how you survive; by being the most resilient. Sort of like...adapting to what's going on. If you couldn't adapt to the flood, then you're toast. That's how GOD designed the system...
12 When the flood ended, only 6 people survived that would go on to breed. The bible indicates that the tower of Babel happened 100 years after the flood. How were there enough people to build the tower, which must have been massive?
Contraception must have not existed that long ago. So if you look at the studies, you'll find that in regions of the USA with abstinence only sex-ed, the rate of teenage sexual activity is no different than elsewhere (and of course, you may infer that people in those regions would be more likely to lie on a survey as well). The rate of STIs and unwanted pregnancies are MUCH higher though. So in a hundred years, those 3 women were baby factories. After 14 years (let's not be gross like the Qu'ran) you added 1.5 more baby factories a year. Do the math (because I won't, I already KNOW!)
13 How did the Native Americans, and Australian Aboriginals get to their continents (Which don’t have land bridges with Asia) after the flood?
You think that people could build a tower tall enough to piss off GOD almighty, but not a boat?
14 How did God ‘create’ the rainbow as part of the promise he’d never flood the whole world again? If there was refracted sunlight and rain ever before the flood, there must have been rainbows.
There was no rain before the flood. Your ignorance is ignorant!
15 Why did god change his mind about how many of each type of animal had to be taken into the arc? Genesis 6 says take 2 of each, Genesis 7 says take up to 7.
You're reading it wrong!
16 Lastly, why did god go to all the trouble?
Theists - If your god is omnipotent, remember the following: He (or she) has the cure for cancer, but won't tell us what it is.
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This thread is mainly for TWD39, though other people who believe the flood, Noah and so on really happened are welcome to chime in. It is an extension of the other thread discussing language and the tower of Babel, which started some questions about Noah's flood.
If you believe that the Flood happened as the Bible states, then you must have rational answers to the following questions:
1 Were babies also killed in the flood? Were they deemed sinful, or just collateral damage? What about the unborn? (in case you think people are born with sin..) Is God an innocent baby killer?
2 If the flood covered the whole earth, where did the water come from, and where did it go afterwards?
3 If the flood was caused by rain for 40 days and nights, and rain covered the earth, then it would need to rain 112 million cubic kilometers each day. The water vapour that’s needed to be suspended in the air to achieve this would render the air unbreathable - people would have drowned by breathing this air. How did Noah and his family survive this?
4 How did the animals get to the arc? If Noah gathered them, how did he get around the world so quickly? If the animals came of their own accord, how did the giant tortoises get there in time? How did animals that can’t swim cross seas to get there?
5 How did Noah feed the animals? Some animals have very specific diets (pandas eat only bamboo, koalas eat only eucalyptus, for example) so how did Noah get these foods, which don’t grow in Mesopotamia?
6 How did Noah keep meat fresh for the hungry carnivores?
7 How did the freshwater fish survive? Did the arc carry fresh water? How were these fish collected and stored?
8 The flood would have killed all plant life. What would the ‘saved’ herbivores eat? What about those that feed only on adult trees that take a long time to grow?
9 What about the carnivores? They must have had to eat the herbivores – they were on the arc for over a year, so any corpses would be completely rotten, as well as being buried under sediment.
10 Where would the animals find fresh water to sustain themselves?
11 How did the plants survive being underwater for more than a year? Some might have seeds that survive, but vast numbers of plant species would have become extinct. How come the are still here today?
12 When the flood ended, only 6 people survived that would go on to breed. The bible indicates that the tower of Babel happened 100 years after the flood. How were there enough people to build the tower, which must have been massive?
13 How did the Native Americans, and Australian Aboriginals get to their continents (Which don’t have land bridges with Asia) after the flood?
14 How did God ‘create’ the rainbow as part of the promise he’d never flood the whole world again? If there was refracted sunlight and rain ever before the flood, there must have been rainbows.
15 Why did god change his mind about how many of each type of animal had to be taken into the arc? Genesis 6 says take 2 of each, Genesis 7 says take up to 7.
16 Lastly, why did god go to all the trouble?
This was already answered by Old Seer ( Old Seers Corner) in the conversations thread, or "for Arugo" also.
It depends upon "who" interprets the book, and, what the basis of the interpretations is/are.
Or--I already answered this at some post some where.
To put the matter of the bible to rest--- It's been misinterpreted and misunderstood by western culture. The book cannot be interpreted from a western culture minds eye. It's strictly ancient Middle Eastern.
You all have to redo your thinking when it comes to the book. It's not what the common world thinks it is.
The only possible thing the world needs saving from are those running it.
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This was already answered by Old Seer ( Old Seers Corner) in the conversations thread, or "for Arugo" also.
It depends upon "who" interprets the book, and, what the basis of the interpretations is/are.
Or--I already answered this at some post some where.
To put the matter of the bible to rest--- It's been misinterpreted and misunderstood by western culture. The book cannot be interpreted from a western culture minds eye. It's strictly ancient Middle Eastern.
You all have to redo your thinking when it comes to the book. It's not what the common world thinks it is.
All I read there is "You don't understand it. You can't take it so literally!" I'm clearly interpreting this book wrong in your opinion. But the problem is, nobody has EVER given a concise guide on how to interpret the thing. If I'm wrong and you actually explained anything, please provide a link.
Either way, the original poster provided a concise and specific set of questions. Your answer seems to be that the questions themselves are wrong. That, to me, is a massive cop-out.
Theists - If your god is omnipotent, remember the following: He (or she) has the cure for cancer, but won't tell us what it is.
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Nice to hear from you again. Do you think your point above constitutes perfect morality - perfect justice? Surely god could have punished the parents and spared the children?
If he could not, was he not able to and thus not all powerful, or did he deliberately not and thus is not all merciful?
Children tend to walk in their parents footsteps. For him to destroy everyone including children was to stop the negative timeline from continuing. As far as perfect justice is concerned, everyone deserves to die for what we've done in our lives. What we're seeing due to the fact that we're alive today is mercy and love.
Does a creator of something not have the right to destroy it as well? If i make a computer and it's not working the way I want it to, or in a different way than I want it to, do I not have the right to destroy the product and start from scratch if I really want to?
Do you really feel comfortable with kids as collateral damage? And what about the rest of life? The biosphere cannot just regenerate if utterly destroyed as the bible story claims.
IF God exists, then he also creates... regardless of what th biosphere is able to do, God is the creator of it and can make it do what He needs it to do.
Considering kids as collateral damage, are you more comfortable with God destroying all humanity except for kids every so many generations because kids didn't learn from the destruction of their parents?
Personally, I don't think the flood story reflects a supernatural 'reality' that took place at any time somewhere on Earth. People live by rivers. Rivers flood.
This story is a myth in my opinion, inherited from the Sumerians who were regularly moistened by the Tigris and Euphrates.
It seems a shame christians feel the need to rationalise the flood tale.
Anyway. Hope you're well. May Gaia bless you.
I don't feel the need to rationalize anything. I was asked by the OP to comment on this thread. If you want to believe the flood didn't really happen, by all means. I'll still have a beer, some chips and sleep well tonight.
Answer for questions 1-15: It was a miracle.
Answer for 16: He was bored, bored, bored.
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Apologies for the intrusion.
-- I feel so much better since I stopped trying to believe.
"We are entitled to our own opinions. We're not entitled to our own facts"- Al Franken
"If death isn't sweet oblivion, I will be severely disappointed" - Ruth M.
because as it happens the sons of god shagged the daughters of eve and bore mischievous giants whose pranks on BMX bikes and skateboards and habit of tagging temple walls with ochre graffiti enraged the Type A personality of god so much that he just fucking killed all life in a gigantic global dummy spit but not before entrusting Bindi Irwin with the mighty task of gathering together a seed bank of creatures from which to rekindle another opportunity to slaughter all life when he re-destroys the earth after the reign of jesus ends and, after being sent back for one last opportunity to deceive the faithful (thanks god you arsehat), satan and the beast are cast shrieking into hell.
If this sounds like an episode from Xena Warrior Princess, well...
"Experiments are the only means of knowledge at our disposal. The rest is poetry, imagination." Max Planck
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Funny that not one single YEC has decided to answer any of these questions yet. I do know that there are some that lurk on here. At least there used to be quite a few of them. I would name some names, but that might be like speaking of the devil and them appearing.
I do remember a couple of them on here that I used to go back and forth with that were not trolls and troublemakers, but only a few.
“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno
Still waiting.
Any YEC theists care to throw their hat into the ring at this point? Even if you just want to answer one of the questions raised in my OP, that would be a good start..
Perhaps the answer could be find here from my favorite cartoonist :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I225Vcs3X0g
“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno
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Ah boo, thought someone was actually going to explain how the flood happened.
HAHAHAHA. I laughed so hard that I farted.
Didn't you see the video? It was magic.
Darkmatter's cartoons always leave me laughing.
“It is proof of a base and low mind for one to wish to think with the masses or majority, merely because the majority is the majority. Truth does not change because it is, or is not, believed by a majority of the people.”
― Giordano Bruno
The only possible thing the world needs saving from are those running it.
https://sites.google.com/site/oldseers
Knowledge trumps faith and I'm not a Theist
Lies are nothing more then falsehoods searching for the truth
Not that I'm disagreeing with that interpretation. It's about the only one that makes sense given the story, but that just seems to go against everything most people actually believe about their god. I don't know that I've ever heard anything approaching a real defense for this one, honestly.
I see why you wanted me to check it out... not one theist answered. I'll answer the first 2 and see where that goes.
yes. As far as death is concerned, are you suggesting that they ceased to exist or that they just died in the flood?
Parents are responsible for their children. In this case, parents brought on a punishment from God that affected their children.
I understand that the flood was not the whole planet, but rather from the perspective of the writer, all that could be seen was flooded. Science also has gone as far as to say that the world would not necessarily need to be completely buried in water in order to wipe out life.
When reading these stories, we have to understand that it was from the perspective of a writer either seeing the vision and the writing about it or telling it from their humanistic perspective.
I remember my town flooded bad one year. All the businesses were under water, downtown was pretty much wiped out. The bridges were taken out so there was only one way in and out of town, which was the hill that I happen to live on. If I didn't have the understanding of the vastness of the planet... or a car to get me beyond the flood zone, I'd be convinced the whole world flooded.
I do believe the flood of the Bible was much much worse. To back that claim up even further, archaeology has found evidence of a dramatic flood in that area during that time period. There is speculation as to whether it really was during the time of Noah or whether it was the flood in question, but there is evidence of a great flood in history that could be compared to the flood of the Bible.
This understanding would render question 3 invalid.