If you only had months to live
Posted on: September 21, 2007 - 1:53pm
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If you only had months to live
Bill Hicks knew he was going to die, so he made some albums, TV specials, and a lot of comedy gigs. He went out in a great, prolific way. Frank Zappa was pretty much the same way. But when wasn't that man prolific?
So... If you only had a few months left, how would you spend them? What would you do?
Would you spread a message? Would you visit loved ones? Would you try to realize a childhood dream?
Feel free to build on your answers, make jokes, all of that good stuff.
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i'd go hang gliding, horse back riding, paintballing, and scuba diving. I'd also travel all over the world to try and see everything before i die. Oh, and egg pat robertson.....
Laser tag!!!!!!!!!! Lots and lots of laser tag with my hubby and all my friends. I'd probably also go for a hike just about every day regardless of weather. Try to make some really special memories for my kids, but I probably wouldn't try too hard, at their ages they won't remember long. and I'd be photographed and video taped as much as possible for my kids.
Oh and tons of sex. Don't know how I forgot about that one........
I'd like to have a glass with Bill Murray. A lot of actor/comedians have made me laugh over the years, but that guy has been making me chuckle since I was a kid camping out on his living room floor in his ghostbusters tent, watching the antics of Peter Venkman. I grew up with Bill Murray. He's the dude.
I'd like a kiss on the cheek from Kate Beckinsale, my long time celebrity crush. Photos would be required. An autographed copy would be buried with me. (I imagine much begging would be in order to make this a reality).
And as unoriginal as this may be... I'd wanna do this:
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WmMcqp670s
Fun to do, and the perfect memory to leave behind.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
A place common to all will be maintained by none. A religion common to all is perhaps not much different.
I would spend the last month doing lines of cocaine off asian hookers' asses.
Dammit, you beat me to it!! lol.
Except the asian hookers part.
If god takes life he's an indian giver
In addition to the obligatory answer from Office Space, let's see:
- try to make sure my son understood that I may not have been the best parent ever, but that I loved him and tried the best I could.
- laugh as much as I could.
- make people smile as much as I could.
- get all my friends and family together, get them drunk and generally have a great time.
- cook as much good food as I could.
- give away everything of mine my family wouldn't want/need after I was gone.
- hike a bunch.
Gads, I'm sure there's more, but...that sounds like a fairly complete list for me.
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Well... I had a very long post and since you removed your double post, it is lost to internet limbo. Thanks a fucking load. I'm fairly sure we could've let that sleeping dog lie.
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