You guys will get a kick out of this!

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You guys will get a kick out of this!

Ok, as many know I go to college right next to Liberty "University", the nation's leading fundie "university". (They claim to have fossils that are 3,000 years old) Here at my college we have a lot of myths about what life is like at Liberty. I went to their website and found their list of rules and regulations. They have a reprimand system. After X amounts of reprimands they kick you out of the college. Oh, they also fine you X amount of money for each reprimand. So here is the list:

----1 reprimand - $0 fine

late for class/ curfew

 ----4 reprimands - $10 fine

Absence from required meeting

Disturbance during required meeting

Dress/hair code violation

Failure to respond to an offical slip within 48 hours

Horseplay 

Improper personal conduct (anything beyond hand holding)

Improper sign out

Music Code violation

Out of residence halls after Curfew

----6 reprimands - $25 fine

Possession/use of Tabacco

Direct disobedience/disrespect

Gambling

Attendance at a Dance

----12 reprimands - $50 fine

Possession/viewing an R rated movie

Deceptioin

Malicious horseplay/behavior

Participation in an unauthorized petition/demostration

Possession of a school key without authorization

Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus location

Entering residence hallway, quad or on-campus apartment of the opposite sex or allowing the same

----18 reprimands - $250 fine - 18 hours community service

Association with those who consume alcohol

Commission of a Misdemeanor

Obscene, profane, or abusive language/behavior

Possession/viewing of sexually explicit materials

Entering bedroom of opposite sex ON OR OFF campus or allowing the sme

Failure to identify yourself

Falsification of information on any official documentation

Racial harrassment

Sexual harrassment

Sexual misconduct/any state of undress

Threat to do bodily harm

Two or more people of the opposite sex in a motel room without proper permission

Vandalism

----30 reprimands - $500 fine - 30 hours community service - Possible Administrative withdrawal

Abortion

Assault

Commission of any felony

Possession/use of illegal drugs

Immorality

Involvement with witchcraft, seances or other satanic or demonic activities

 Life-threatening language/behavior to others or oneself (immediate removal from campus)

Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance

Possession/consumption of alcoholic beverages

Refusal to submit to drug/alcohol test

Spending the night with a member of the opposite sex

Stealing

Unauthorized possession of weapons 

 


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I imagine if it were not for

I imagine if it were not for the Bill of Rights, the fines would be replaced with lashes.


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Spare the rod spoil the

Spare the rod spoil the child. (Even though these are physically not children) :-/ I also heard their security officers carry firearms.....