You guys will get a kick out of this!
Ok, as many know I go to college right next to Liberty "University", the nation's leading fundie "university". (They claim to have fossils that are 3,000 years old) Here at my college we have a lot of myths about what life is like at Liberty. I went to their website and found their list of rules and regulations. They have a reprimand system. After X amounts of reprimands they kick you out of the college. Oh, they also fine you X amount of money for each reprimand. So here is the list:
----1 reprimand - $0 fine
late for class/ curfew
----4 reprimands - $10 fine
Absence from required meeting
Disturbance during required meeting
Dress/hair code violation
Failure to respond to an offical slip within 48 hours
Horseplay
Improper personal conduct (anything beyond hand holding)
Improper sign out
Music Code violation
Out of residence halls after Curfew
----6 reprimands - $25 fine
Possession/use of Tabacco
Direct disobedience/disrespect
Gambling
Attendance at a Dance
----12 reprimands - $50 fine
Possession/viewing an R rated movie
Deceptioin
Malicious horseplay/behavior
Participation in an unauthorized petition/demostration
Possession of a school key without authorization
Students of the opposite sex visiting alone at an off-campus location
Entering residence hallway, quad or on-campus apartment of the opposite sex or allowing the same
----18 reprimands - $250 fine - 18 hours community service
Association with those who consume alcohol
Commission of a Misdemeanor
Obscene, profane, or abusive language/behavior
Possession/viewing of sexually explicit materials
Entering bedroom of opposite sex ON OR OFF campus or allowing the sme
Failure to identify yourself
Falsification of information on any official documentation
Racial harrassment
Sexual harrassment
Sexual misconduct/any state of undress
Threat to do bodily harm
Two or more people of the opposite sex in a motel room without proper permission
Vandalism
----30 reprimands - $500 fine - 30 hours community service - Possible Administrative withdrawal
Abortion
Assault
Commission of any felony
Possession/use of illegal drugs
Immorality
Involvement with witchcraft, seances or other satanic or demonic activities
Life-threatening language/behavior to others or oneself (immediate removal from campus)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance
Possession/consumption of alcoholic beverages
Refusal to submit to drug/alcohol test
Spending the night with a member of the opposite sex
Stealing
Unauthorized possession of weapons
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I imagine if it were not for the Bill of Rights, the fines would be replaced with lashes.
Spare the rod spoil the child. (Even though these are physically not children) :-/ I also heard their security officers carry firearms.....