You crack me up!! Is there an age limit for using that one or does one need the group vote before one can use it?

jce wrote:

BenfromCanada: That picture was taken this past Sunday so - Thank you!! I remember 30...does that count? (I fear one of my children is closer in age to you than I am and I really hope that doesn't creep you out - really, I am only interested in the, um, asthetics in the pictures...yeah...that's it!)

 

NinjaTux: You posted that pic after I went to bed, but just for the record (as I am sure Wishkah already knows) you go well with morning coffee too. I spilled a little on myself when I saw it!

 

PariahJane: I will badger another picture out of BGH...he is enjoying the flattery! I told him I would take one. Said he could leave his hat on.... (Just kidding, BGH!)

 

To all: We are almost there! BGH has promised to help me set up the calendar and post a link on myspace for y'all to download it! Gimme some time, though, since I am a bit of a technophobe.

 

Okay, one more. this was taken at a friend house to get a good image of the new tattoos.

 

There is another, no shirt but that one isn't worthy after the other shirtless guys.

Okay and couple of older ones but I love the view.

 

 

And one more at the friends house.

 

GlamourKat wrote:

And Jce, forgive my sayin so, but you have nice knockers...... I am petite and inSANEly jeaous.

If she forgives you for saying it, that means I'm automatically forgiven for thinking it, right?

Hey Ian, oh wait, I mean BGH. Looking good!! LOL.

Ok, I think I figured this shit out. Not as glamorous as Kat but hey. And I don't have any good pics of my tattoo like BGH. I'm just glad I figured out how the hell to post a picture! I really loathe taking pictures so...

Ok, I guess that glass of wine has made me a tad less shy, so here goes (boy am I going to feel silly I posted these tomorrow.)

Me at a fashion show.

 

And me drunk at the Portland Brew Fest.

Green eyes are real, red hair isn't. Naturally blonde, sadly.

 

Ok, I guess that glass of wine has made me a tad less shy, so here goes (boy am I going to feel silly I posted these tomorrow.)

[pics]

And me drunk at the Portland Brew Fest.

Green eyes are real, red hair isn't. Naturally blonde, sadly.

 

now jce will probably assign me to work on the female calender.

Are we the only forum online without a forty year old fat guy with back hair pretending to be a 12 year old girl...? I haven't met one of those yet (that I know of)...I thought that was a rite of passage...

pariahjane wrote:

Shaun - I take it as a compliment. Thanks! Stalker-ish would be 'I live 90 minutes away from you but I'm actually standing right outside your apartment!' So, no worries. Personally, you ain't so bad yourself

Well, I was unable to procure an actual address.  I did, however, go to your town late last night and asked several clerks if they knew where you lived (producing a picture I had printed out from the thread here).  Nobody had recognized you, so I gave up and sat outside some random bedroom window and peeked in now and then.  I realized that the chances of it being yours was remote, but it was the next best thing.

Care to provide me with the address?  it would make my next attempt that much more productive.

> 

 

f it helps, I'm a 12 year old girl pretending to be a 40 year old fat guy with back hair...

I've actually met a 40 year old virgin (maybe he's 41 now) who acts like a 12 year old online...if that counts. Here, I'll post a picture he posted on another board. Dude is the nerdiest guy ever. Also, a hardcore christian.

(and yes, he's a virgin. "Waiting until marriage" or some crock. He also thought I was working for Satan because I wanted people on that board to think for themselves. Literally, I just said "think for yourselves" a few times.)

Now, are you gonna tell me how you get all of those amazing emoticons or not? I have tried smiley central but I am techno-deficient so......help?

pariahjane wrote:

ShaunPhilly wrote:

pariahjane wrote:

Shaun - I take it as a compliment. Thanks! Stalker-ish would be 'I live 90 minutes away from you but I'm actually standing right outside your apartment!' So, no worries. Personally, you ain't so bad yourself

Well, I was unable to procure an actual address. I did, however, go to your town late last night and asked several clerks if they knew where you lived (producing a picture I had printed out from the thread here). Nobody had recognized you, so I gave up and sat outside some random bedroom window and peeked in now and then. I realized that the chances of it being yours was remote, but it was the next best thing.

Care to provide me with the address? it would make my next attempt that much more productive.

>

 

LOL!!! That's hysterical!!

What, no address? You know, there are only so many houses. It's only a matter of time before I either find yours or some lonely woman who would be glad to have me sneak into their bedroom at night to shuffle through their drawers for bras and panties to take home and then wear while I listen to Cher with candles lit.

I guess I could--after breaking into their houses and getting caught going through their stuff--also talk to them and see if they like guys in kilts, but apparently only hot atheist chicks on forums dig that sort of thing. So I suppose just stealing the unmentionables and doing the transexual jig to "If I could turn back time" will have to do for now.

I wonder why I'm single...

How about just a street name?

 

And now I have an image of you prancing around in a bra and panties and lip-syncing to share. Everyone - let's share a mental image of Shaun in ladies undies dancing around to Cher.

Oh yeah, my address is 123 4th st. Ha ha!

and I spose I'll chuck in a more recent photo after 50 laps around the sun...

now be nice....