Proof that Sapeint exists. (Response to " I deny Brian Sapient")
Posted on: May 20, 2007 - 12:51pm
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Proof that Sapeint exists. (Response to " I deny Brian Sapient")
The banana -- the Sapient's nightmare.
Note that the banana:
- Is shaped for human hand
- Has non-slip surface
- Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late. - Has a tab for removal of wrapper
- Is perforated on wrapper
- Bio-degradable wrapper
- Is shaped for human mouth
- Has a point at top for ease of entry
- Is pleasing to taste buds
- Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy
To say that the banana happened by accident is unintelligent.
OK now tell me Sapient doesn't exist.
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Sapient exists. I know this, because I stalk him day and night.
How could I be so blind? The banana is designed with Sapient in mind! It all makes sense now!
sorry, but sapient is just a composite of pagan mythologies. you're all living in a fantasy world.
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off the topic of sapient for a second, its funny, whenever a theist presents this i ask them to explain the pineapple