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I met Jesus.

Posted on: June 20, 2007 - 10:44am

Bigg

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I met Jesus.

I met and spoke with Jesus,not once,not twice,but THREE times!
He drove a cab in Cancun. I asked him about his daddy god,he said "Ahhh that was all bullshit,I said those things for the publicity,it was good for buisiness"
Straight from the mouth of Jesus,so it must be 100% true.

"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions."--Frater Ravus

Posted on: June 20, 2007 - 10:51am #1

inspectormustard

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Hal-eh-luh-yah and pa-raise

Hal-eh-luh-yah and pa-raise the coz-moz! I have seen the light! There is a Jesus, and he does drive a taxi in Cancun!

Can I get an amen my 'brothas and 'sistas?

Posted on: June 20, 2007 - 10:52am #2

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Lets take a moment and pass

Lets take a moment and pass around a collection plate in his honor.

Posted on: June 20, 2007 - 11:03am #3

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LOL!!!

Posted on: June 20, 2007 - 11:04am #4

Bigg

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DelphicRaven wrote: Lets

DelphicRaven wrote:

Lets take a moment and pass around a collection plate in his honor.

I am the one who found him,and gave you my testimony,so i demand a 10% finders fee.

"Faith does not give you the answers, it just stops you asking the questions."--Frater Ravus

Posted on: June 24, 2007 - 10:36pm #5

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hahaha. Jesus and I play

hahaha.

Jesus and I play ping-pong on Saturdays. He has a great arm. Then we go out for chai lattes and discuss Godly politics. It's good times.

*Our world is far more complex than the rigid structure we want to assign to it, and we will probably never fully understand it.*

"Those believers who are sophisticated enough to understand the paradox have found exciting ways to bend logic into pretzel shapes in order to defend the indefensible." - Hamby

Posted on: June 25, 2007 - 2:18am #6

Fiend

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I could have sworn Jesus was

I could have sworn Jesus was the one who mows my lawn on tuesdays.

Posted on: June 25, 2007 - 10:39pm #7

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Bigg wrote: I met and spoke

Bigg wrote:

I met and spoke with Jesus,not once,not twice,but THREE times!
He drove a cab in Cancun. I asked him about his daddy god,he said "Ahhh that was all bullshit,I said those things for the publicity,it was good for buisiness"
Straight from the mouth of Jesus,so it must be 100% true.

Next time, ask him what his middle initial stands for.

Look at my blog! It's awesome!
I'm also on this Twitter thing

Posted on: June 26, 2007 - 11:53am #8

RickRebel

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Wait. I'm confused. I

Wait. I'm confused. I thought Charles Manson was Jesus. At least that's who he says he is. And now I find out Jesus is a Mexican cab driver?

DAMN! I've been praying to the wrong guy all these years. No wonder my neighbors barking dog won't die.

Frosty's coming back someday. Will you be ready?