I've noticed that.  The national geographic channel is really bad about promoting psuedoscience.  It seems everytime I flip past they have a show on UFOs 

That is an awesome video. It's like every debate I've ever had with a theist. =D 

Joe Rogan is my new hero.

Lets not forget that if it did in fact rain that much (that fast) the entire ocean would be deluded and the salinity would decrease almost to a non existent level, causing every animal in the ocean (fish, mammels, coral, invertebrates, etc...) to instantly die.  So Mr. Noah would have to manage to fit all of those aquatic creatures on his boat in a tank with an adequate amount of saltwater (wow, imagine the size of the 2 blue whales tank!).  Now, if you by chance still think that's possible just try to compute how much you think those tanks would weigh up to, and try to scheme up a possible solution as to how the damn boat didn't sink.  
The list of illogical, irrational errors goes on and on...how can some people be so ignorant.

10x water is not true. It requires no water. Continents having it highest mountains 6 miles high, have 25 miles of crust under them. Oceans which can reach 5 miles deep are only 2 miles deep and have 6 miles of crust under them. The mantle cannot melt enough for continents and oceans to slide around in just one year beit Noahs Flood nor Pelegs life while everyone dies from these earthquakes and required energy. However, an astral impact can melt a mere mile of magma between crust and mantle, and this magma can go into a slow-flow under crust tsunami. The energy and mass pushes the floors up a mile, and the meltdown spreds under the continents which then flow under the ocean floor and collapse the land a mile. This results in 2 miles of existing ocean over the land. It has flow, pushing the ark from the Persian Gulf to Ararat 520 miles and grounding it on the under water peak, then sliding down in 74 days to see both peaks. The 5  month plunge of the continents is a rapid 45 feet every lunar tug and tide for 150 days and takes twice as long to raise land back up. This is NO 6-day 144 hour creation before Adam, this is a process reality that occurred many times to create plates, finally raising land to stay up during Day 3, but has also plunged land in these year-long Floods 12 to 24 times before Adam. And each time if astral impact was strong enough to put matter up 52 miles, it made the water canopy thinner by raining for that brief time (such as 40 days). Thus Noah saw these layers of earth and knew Floods occurred before and will again, and the angels on earth were saying nope God is done, he wouldnt do it again. Plus they laughed because the angels knew the water above (40-60 feet) wasnt enough to required an ark. Though that too is not easy to survive. This is why Genesis promises us not to fear rain because the rainbow proves the rain is not global as it was for every global Flood whose asteroid made it rain when it sunk the continents. It wont rain when we are struck in the south pacific on Jan 19. But the American "city of ZOAR" (the Appalacians for LOT's wife to flee to) being only 6000 feet cannot promise those 13 American east coast mountains will stay above water.

It was more understandable even 50 years ago when science was not widely available like the internet provides today, that people falsely believed this clearly bullshit myth.

But now there is no excuse for anyone to buy into this bullshit story.

There ARE lots of natural disasters that can even make our species go extinct, WITHOUT an ancient bullshit myth. Yellowstone sits on a mega volcano. A meteor could hit the planet, or a bacteria could grow to be immune to medicine. All those things which have natural explanations could affect humanity.

But the flood of the bible was clearly the result of the conflation of a local flood because humans at the time equated the horizon to being the entire world. There is no scientific justification for a global flood and even logical absurdities of the upkeep of the idea of taking care of some clearly dangerous animals.

Cobras, dart frogs, alligators, hippos. All magically, without being tamed, did not harm Noah(assuming he took two or 7 of every species)The different accounts don't even agree as to the numbers of each species.

And flood motifs existed prior to the OT in stories like the Epic of Gelgamesh.

I cant even stand the more "modern apologists" who try to dodge this with "words don't mean what they mean" or "you're taking it out of context".

No I am not, considering how scientifically ignorant ALL cultures were back then, and that the polytheistic and monotheistic leadership of all cultures back then, attributed both good and bad to god/s, it is quite obvious that Noah, and all the characters in the bible were a reflection of what people wanted to believe at the time.

The bible is a tribal book of myth and nothing more. Noah is nothing more than a wishful thinking reflection of wanting protection from harm and takes that wishful thinking to mythological epic proportions. Much like Star Wars and Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.

No they didn't. In modern Hollywood we call them Horror movies. The difference is when Hollywood produces Freddy Kruger, they know it's fiction. And Hollywood has better character and plot developments too boot.

I would say drowning in a flood is horrible. I would say infanticide is horrific and I would say the depiction of the "end times" as a gigantic bloodbath is horrific. It would be laughable if people didn't believe this garbage.

What is more horrible than the thought of living under, as Hitchens put it, "a cosmic dictator", whom watches you every nanosecond, even when you have sex or use the bathroom,  under which you cannot escape his watch, and any "bargaining" you do with such a being is on his terms and not subject to oversight or consent. Not to mention the horrible home he stuck us on with weapons to kill over him trying to convince him who loves him best.

The book is choc full of violence he watches and or condones and makes a very weak attempt with the middle of it to say "I'm really not a bad guy", but at the end of the book goes back to violence and genocide as his form of conflict resolution all under the concept of and excuse of "I can do what I want".

George Orwell couldn't have written such a horrible character. You cant vote god out of his position and he wasn't elected.

The bible is a horror novel and the villain in it is the fictional god of Abraham.

Sheeze -- you know that is why there aren't any dinosaurs - well, only birds which can fly, natch - left on earth.  They all drowned because they couldn't fit!!!  Them and the unicorns.  It was all god/s/dess' plan.

Nah, double that and you'll be closer to the species count. Remember there's approximately 8.7m species now, but noah was a thousand years ago, or something (I'm not going to pretend to care enough to find out exactly). And we've been wiping them out all that time. There might have been 30m species then.

If the ocean floor entire were to raise up, land would collapse down elsewhere, and the water would drain into those low lying areas to form new seas. Much like there is a finite amount of water, there is a finite amount of Earth. As gravity and pressure will not allow a vacuum to form within the Earth, any new land "rising" is accompanied by old land "falling".

There were only a couple of hundred kinds back then and since that time all the other creatures evolved through a turbo-charged process of micro evolution that in 4000 years lead to the development of all these other creatures which are really just big, colourful versions of the originals. The same time span was also sufficient for the desensitisation of the christian irony meter.

30 million species. I'm surprised at you.