He's talkin' funny talk
Offline i've been gathering information re: the ridiculousness of bible coding lately, i ran across this particularly amusing code found by Moshe Aharon Shak, supposedly foretelling the war of the end of the world: (book of Ezekiel)
1. skip -18 = The War is Hashem's yoke to mix up.
2. skip 78 = Abomination they are to Him-to Hashem. His mouth of volcano is Hashem's war. How? With the lamb. Where will it be trapped?
3. skip -81 = There is a war. Be quiet!
7. skip 168 = And the heat of war - her womb is nice.
8. skip -194 = Their enemy #1 we are. Who moo imagined first a war? From a brother we are. He shot enough.
he goes on to "translate" this to correspond to the end war.
to me it looks like it's already been translated from a Korean barnyard porn tape....... :shock:
Fear is the mindkiller.
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Gene Ray makes more sense
Did you know in that Bible code, there's supposedly a bunch of times "Code Bogus" shows up? Be nice if "Bible isn't true" was there!
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I watched a speacial ran on the history channel about the " Bible Code ". The proponents basically said that to prophecize, one must know the questions to ask. The answers are clearer the more precisely you ask the questions.
So, to get correct answers, you must already know the future. So what's the point of the code again?
There has been less history and more theology in that channel as of late.
The paper read yesterday, the earth exploded, nobody noticed the passing of this hapless planet.
i saw that. the first sponsor on every commercial break was "the christian children's fund."
Fear is the mindkiller.
[stolen from at brit, in another forum] If you take the letters out of the word god and replace them with new ones you get ?fucking wanker?.[ /plagiarism]
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