God

yellowcab643's picture

God is a dog. Jesus is the son of a dog. The Virgin Mary made it with a dog. The Bible doesn't belong in the schools because it is too easy. The dog that god is probably is Spot from books about seeing Spot run.

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American Atheist's picture

Makes perfect sense.

Makes perfect sense.

What?

What?

goescrunch's picture

yellowcab643 wrote: God is

yellowcab643 wrote:
God is a dog. Jesus is the son of a dog. The Virgin Mary made it with a dog. The Bible doesn't belong in the schools because it is too easy. The dog that god is probably is Spot from books about seeing Spot run.

So dogs are the chosen ones? My cat disagrees. 

yellowcab643's picture

 If God means the same

http://f3.yahoofs.com/blog/43ee9fd9zdb2411d/8/__sr_/cf76.jpg?mgA77HIBtmhbbWzS

 If God means the same thing as dog then, this lady might have a baby Jesus.  I've taken enough Biology courses to know that it is possible for 2 different species to have offspring. 

 

www.myspace.com/godthedyslexicdog    is a site where they have a similar idea.

I want to lick your cunt hole.