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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 11:36am

MattShizzle

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Christ O' Crap

Remember about a year ago a bunch of Christards got so offended because that guy made a sculpture of Jesus out of chocolate? I had a funny idea - they should make one out of SHIT!

Imagine how much THAT would piss them off!

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 12:07pm #1

aiia

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American photographer Andres

American photographer Andres Serrano created this. It depicts a small plastic crucifix submerged in a glass of the artist's urine.

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 12:57pm #2

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I want a chocolate

I want a chocolate Christ.

I'd film myself slowly eating it while watching "Passion of the Christ", laughing occasionally and post it on youtube.

Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 4:02pm #3

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MattShizzle wrote:Remember

MattShizzle wrote:

Remember about a year ago a bunch of Christards got so offended because that guy made a sculpture of Jesus out of chocolate? I had a funny idea - they should make one out of SHIT!

Imagine how much THAT would piss them off!

I have no doubt that somewhere this HAS to have been done. *runs off to search the internet*

Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 4:39pm #4

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Pisschrist is a good Fear

Pisschrist is a good Fear factory song too!

Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 5:39pm #5

aiia

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Chris Ofili: The Virgin

Chris Ofili: The Virgin Mary
Ofili's work is made up of paper collage, oil paint, glitter, polyester resin and elephant dung on linen.

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 5:50pm #6

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ART??????????

Tell shizzle it has been done, here in Toronto, Ontario, Les Canada. I don't like religion: I think even less of the stuff we flush down a toilet, so I never saw it.

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 6:04pm #7

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I remember there was a very

I remember there was a very controversial "Piss christ" back in the '80s that Robert Maplethorpe made. In that case the cross was upside down in the urine.

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 10:53pm #8

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I still think the

I still think the chocolate one was the best. The interview with the artist getting lambasted by a nearly rabid Catholic is great. The artist tells someone off-camera "he just called me a loser!" Classic.

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 11:08pm #9

I AM GOD AS YOU

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Now that all makes my

Now that all makes my atheist big bad J so very proud ..... He no like Paul's imposter shit xain Jesus .....

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Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 11:47pm #10

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The Piss Christ looks really

The Piss Christ looks really well done. I just had the morbid desire to show the picture to a fundie, have him admire it and tell me it's divine glow what you see in it, and then tell him what's really glowing.

Still, I prefer Beksinski's cross series:

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/beks10

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/beks54

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/beks55

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_012

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_019

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_023

This are not from the cross series, but are related:

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_110

http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_1975_2

And finally, a link to the entire gallery: http://bsd.miki.eu.org/gallery/Beksinski

I just love Beksinski's work.

Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl. Twice as good as Jesus.

Posted on: April 8, 2008 - 11:52pm #11

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The Last Pancake Breakfast

http://www.burkhartstudios.com/gallery/painters/detzner.htm

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Posted on: April 9, 2008 - 12:55am #12

Loc

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The main difference is that

The main difference is that a choclate cross is actually useful and enjoyable, whereas the orgianal isn't.

Psalm 14:1 "the fool hath said in his heart there is a God"-From a 1763 misprinted edition of the bible

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This is getting redudnant. My patience with the unteachable[atheists] is limited.

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Posted on: April 9, 2008 - 5:42am #13

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aiia wrote:"The Last Pancake

aiia wrote:

"The Last Pancake Breakfast"
© 2000 Dick Detzner

More
http://www.burkhartstudios.com/gallery/painters/detzner.htm

Best.

Quote:

"Natasha has just come up to the window from the courtyard and opened it wider so that the air may enter more freely into my room. I can see the bright green strip of grass beneath the wall, and the clear blue sky above the wall, and sunlight everywhere. Life is beautiful. Let the future generations cleanse it of all evil, oppression and violence, and enjoy it to the full."

- Leon Trotsky, Last Will & Testament
February 27, 1940

Posted on: April 9, 2008 - 8:31am #14

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MattShizzle wrote:Remember

MattShizzle wrote:

Remember about a year ago a bunch of Christards got so offended because that guy made a sculpture of Jesus out of chocolate? I had a funny idea - they should make one out of SHIT!

Imagine how much THAT would piss them off!

Yes, it was a bona fide immaculate confection.

Seriously though, I fully support making a Christ statue out of shit. I loved Piss Christ, and this is a pretty cool idea too.

Posted on: April 10, 2008 - 3:16am #15

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Yep...

This is my personal favorite....

http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php

LC >;-}>

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