Letter to God from a atheist

Dalbert342's picture

OK,guys..I am new here but have something too confes..I think the non-exsistant God must be a idiot...lets look at the proff,shall we?

1.Intelligent Design[what a freaking joke]

According too the Intelligent Design theory,or puff-the-universe-is-here theory,as I call it..God is supposed to have created Earth just as he wanted

God,if you are watching this..you are a freaking moron.First,you create Earth in the most fucked up position of all in the solar system..where life goes bye-bye every 200 million years or so,and pure hardworking nature has too start over everytime,damn...thats just a move you can expect from a jerk like you,dear asshole in the sky

And then as if that isn't enough,you put Earth into position where a minute change of orbit either way would either boil the oceans or freeze them too the core

And then as that isnt enough,you create man too worship your almighty lazy ass after you convince them that there really isnt anything you can do about all the BS in the world

This atheist wonders,are you lazy or just freaking incompetant?And then,you create all the religions,say if they dont kill each other in your name,they will burn forever in pits of hell,where Satan[artist formerly known as Lucifer aka Morning Star will make tasty BBQ because they killed other people*is confused beyond belife*

And then when few people*lets call them atheists*say that you dont exsist and even if you did,they would never worship a jerk like you,you send your minions against them because they are satan worshipers

I am sorry if we laugh too hard when someone says that you exsist and that you'll send us too hell for doubting..but their belif isn't based on anything more then a book[Bible,Qu'ran..take your pic]thats more confusing then freaking chicken on crack trying too fly

WELL MORE NEXT TIME...I AM MAKING ANOTHER YOUTUBE VID..AND YOU'VE JUST WITNESSED THE PREVIEW

HA!

nullusdeus's picture

Good, Dalbert! if you don't

Good, Dalbert! if you don't mind a little critique; Check your spelling, punctuation, etc. before you go on YouTube - it adds to your credibility (sorry, I'm a writer).

Miracles don't exist. "Miracle" is a word given to a preposterous event that a theist considers dogmatically advantageous. Def. - Ecclesiastical sensationalism.

Dalbert342's picture

I know,I can't spell

I know,I can't spell lol....do ya know if there is a spellchecker here???

Dalbert342's picture

Thanks for the

Thanks for the response,won't try too put it in text form,but rather read it....having trouble uploading at the moment....so,will do it next thusday after I come back from the dentist

HA!