"Forced to wear diapers until he was 20..." (aka MST3K humor)

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"Well it's... better to start a film that way than to end one."

"Hey you in the back! This is an anti-machine rally -quit doing the robot!"

"A cyberpunk Van Gogh!"

"WHEN GYM TEACHERS ACT..."

"I am so leaving this pretentious dick"

"He actually tried acting and it nearly killed him!"

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)

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I can see the audience... I think they're buying it so far!

"He's dreaming about a naked surfing Patrick Swayze."

"Huh -these youth bible groups are really reaching out in new ways"

"Oh good react Keanu but don't act"

 

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)

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And we're in... I mean we're back! ,,,

"...Unlike most of the people who saw Reloaded."

"Hello! I'm the oracle!"

"'These Matrixy action sequences are really captivating and original'... is what I thought a decade ago!"

"Critical thinking sucks!"

"The dickers? The Appoos?"

"I'm trying to suffer eternal torment down here!"

"Yep we crashed  into the region's only spear factory"

"Uhh do you like have one more 'us doin' it' left in you?"

"Reenacting Kirk's fight with the Gorn"

"I'll be long gone before she realizes that doesn't mean squat."

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)

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Rifftrax's 300

“A meritocratic society is one in which inequalities of wealth and social position solely reflect the unequal distribution of merit or skills amongst human beings, or are based upon factors beyond human control, for example luck or chance. Such a society is socially just because individuals are judged not by their gender, the colour of their skin or their religion, but according to their talents and willingness to work, or on what Martin Luther King called 'the content of their character'. By extension, social equality is unjust because it treats unequal individuals equally.” "Political Ideologies" by Andrew Heywood (2003)