I don't know how many people are familiar with www.conservapedia.com , but it is a hilarious website. I especially like the fact, that almost every entry references the bible or God in some way. The connection of conservatism here is almost exclusively synonymous with Christian, which makes me wonder sometimes how conservative nonbelievers can be truly conservative, because most of their social ideas seem to hinge on God in some way.

Here are a few choice quotes and entries that are particularly comical.

Homosexuality

Homosexual_agenda

Professor_values

Common Era CONspiracy against Jesus

1. When referencing dates based on the approximate birth of Jesus, give appropriate credit for the basis of the date (B.C. or A.D.). "BCE" and "CE" are unacceptable substitutes because they deny the historical basis. See CE

Intelligent_Design

Examples of Intelligent Design Theory Used in Science

Archeology: Archaeologists are virtually dependent upon the science of design detection. Working with present-day evidence left from the past, archaeologists seek to determine whether artifacts were caused by unintelligent causes (i.e., clay) or intelligent causes (i.e., a clay pot).

Theory_of_evolution

Creation Scientists Tend to Win the Creation-Evolution Debates

Creation scientists tend to win the Creation-Evolution debates and many have been held since the 1970's particularly in the United States. Robert Sloan, Director of Paleontology at the University of Minnesota, reluctantly admitted to a Wall Street Journal reporter that the "creationists tend to win" the public debates which focused on the creation vs. evolution controversy.^[214][215] In August of 1979, Dr. Henry Morris reported in an Institute for Creation Research letter the following: “By now, practically every leading evolutionary scientist in this country has declined one or more invitations to a scientific debate on creation/evolution.”^[215] Morris also said regarding the creation scientist Duane Gish (who had over 300 formal debates): “At least in our judgment and that of most in the audiences, he always wins.”^[215] Generally speaking, leading evolutionists generally no longer debate creation scientists.^[216]

Dinosaur

Hollywood_values

Check out the deaths caused by Hollywood Values, its great if you like to see celebrities who killed themselves, died of AIDS, or drug overdoses. Who knew Sid Vicious loved Hollywood Values so much.