Fear the Big Pink Bunny!

GermanMike's picture

 

I had a vision last night! The Big Pink Bunny will come to lacerate all Christian believers. Turn from your faith as long as there is still time, because the wrath of the Big Pink Bunny will be horrible.

Of course you might laugh at this Big Pink Bunny, but it told me in my dreams that there will come scoffers and mockers who will laugh into the face of his prophet.

 

Fear the Big Pink Bunny!!!


(Disclaimer: I don't hate Christians - The Big Pink Bunny does.)

 

 

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Quote:(Disclaimer: I don't

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(Disclaimer: I don't hate Christians - The Big Pink Bunny does.)

But the BPB gives the believer a choice doesn't he ? 

So, if the believer refuses the BPB, any laceration or subsequent death that may occur is really their own fault isn't it ?  

 

"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."
George Orwell

GermanMike's picture

Of course. The Believer in

Of course. The Believer in Christ has the chance to recant until the Big Pink Bunny comes.

But as soon as it starts to spill its wrath over the believers it's to late and all lamenting and whining will be in vain.

So it's really an act of love to tell the believers in Christ that the Big Pink Bunny hates them.

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Who asks me inappropiate questions also has to live with the answers I may give.