Atheists dead or alive will be cast into the lake of fire!

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Atheists dead or alive will be cast into the lake of fire!

Uh, yeah, this one goes under "humor"

"The preacher from the Phillipines" says Brian Flemming and all atheists will bow down and kneel before this great God and beg for mercy and cry for compassion...

 

 


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Damn.No doubt I'll forget my

Damn.

No doubt I'll forget my swim trunks. I always forget to pack them.


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Kevin R Brown wrote:Damn.No

Kevin R Brown wrote:
Damn.

No doubt I'll forget my swim trunks. I always forget to pack them.

Skinneh dippin'!

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JillSwift wrote:Kevin R

JillSwift wrote:

Kevin R Brown wrote:
Damn.

No doubt I'll forget my swim trunks. I always forget to pack them.

Skinneh dippin'!

Ok, so just for parameter's sake, lets pretend this nutcase 's position. I'd suggest HE ask why his sky daddy was so compassionate to unleash a tsunami that killed 200,000 people including CHILDREN!

If that is compassion, I'd hate to see the prick when he is pissed off.

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Wow

I think this guy laid my brick patio.

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Kevin R Brown wrote:Damn.No

Kevin R Brown wrote:

Damn.

No doubt I'll forget my swim trunks. I always forget to pack them.

We are immoral as we are atheist, so we can also be nudists Laughing out loud


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Fanas wrote:We are immoral

Fanas wrote:

We are immoral as we are atheist, so we can also be nudists Laughing out loud

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Brian37 wrote:Ok, so just

Brian37 wrote:

Ok, so just for parameter's sake, lets pretend this nutcase 's position. I'd suggest HE ask why his sky daddy was so compassionate to unleash a tsunami that killed 200,000 people including CHILDREN!

If that is compassion, I'd hate to see the prick when he is pissed off.

Their parents were being punished for not having cleansed the Earth of atheists!

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Is this the loving concern

Is this the loving concern for my soul that I've heard so much about?


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*slides down the chute to

*slides down the chute to hell*  Wheeeeeeeee....


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Huh.

More melodrama than an entire production of "Oklahoma!" 

 

Not to mention that he's so repetitive...

 

 

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Oh yeah?!  Well the pink

Oh yeah?!  Well the pink Unicorn thinks that hellfire is far too forgiving.  She loves to fill sinners backsides with thorny midgets!  You will be forced to eat millions of gooey chocolate chip cookies, but when you search for milk to wash it down, there will be not a drop!  You also have to clense Oprahs colon with nothing more than a bottle of diet pepsi and a bendie-straw!

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This guy sounds like one of

This guy sounds like one of the lunatics that would kill someone for his imaginary friend. Imagine if he put all of that passion into something constructive. What a shame.

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Seeing someone display the

Seeing someone display the symptoms of mental illness can be harrowing. My heart goes out to him (and his poor neighbours). His dentist will rot in hell though.

 

Poor sod.

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