Scientifically correct version of the holy bible
Offline I thought of a sort of game and mockery of Christians. We have to rewrite bible so it is correct according to current scientific knowledge. I start with Genesis 1.1. and you continue each a single line of the scripture. Found here: http://www.biblegateway.com/versions/index.php?action=getVersionInfo&vid=47&lang=2
So I begin:
Genesis 1.1(Incorrect): In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Genesis 1.1(Correct): In the beginning, the universe was in an extremely hot and dense state, but suddenly approximately 13.7 (give or take a few million years) billion years ago it started expanding creating all know elementary particles and all the matter in the universe. Then 9.1 billion years later the rapid collapse of a hydrogen molecular cloud led to the formation of the sun and earth.
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You have your work cut out for you. Good Luck!
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Well, considering the fact that much of the "historical" stuff in the Old Testament is now widely accepted to be mythological, or just plain wrong, you might as well just throw away the bible and get a world history textbook.
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A scientifically correct bible? Why don't you write an anatomically correct biology textbook of Bigfoot or Loc Ness. Or better yet, write a science textbook about how pink unicorns procreate.
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With blue unicorns. Their version of foreplay is to harrass grey unicorns named Charlie.
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But but but...(in a high pitch voice) Lord of the Rings is a Histroy Book!!!
Isn't obvious that unicorns procreate by the male releasing a cloud of spores from his single forehead horn that the female injests through the nostrils in order to squirt out the unicalf from her horn?
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Do'nt forget Star Wars. The reason why we see no evidence of it today is because the Battle of Yavin took place billions upon billions of years before the development of our current universe.
" Why does God always got such wacky shit to say? . . . When was the last time you heard somebody say 'look God told me to get a muffin and a cup tea and cool out man'?" - Dov Davidoff
technofuckup.
Yeah, but as was established above, the pink one is the female, and the blue one is the male. I mean, everybody knows that.
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