Too many people...
At the risk of sounding like a complete dickhead.... I think there are way too many fucking people on this planet. It's about time we handled this problem. What do you guys and girls think?
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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Well, I'd see a silver lining, too, if we could slow down our use of cars and electronic devices. But I'm still using a computer, and I've replaced my car with a bike (it's -12 C today). So if I can't commit to slowing down, I can't expect everyone else to.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
Fair, I use a computer... but I think I've done a good job of slowing down. I buy local and fresh at least 75% of the time (thank you St. Lawrence) and walk or use transit. I live right downtown, so it's not as though a car would be practical anyhow. And come on, it's -6 not -12. Don't be a pussy (you live in the GTA, right?)
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."
The local food sourcing movement and people who just don't bother with a car are my personal hope for the future.
Haha! Nah, Guelph. The wind's pretty bad here, so it's -12. It's not that bad, though - I still went out to get groceries. Once you get going, you hardly notice the cold, what with all the drivers trying to kill you and whatnot. That's less of a problem in downtown Toronto (where I used to live) because nobody gets going at any great speed. Guelph drivers aren't all that comfortable around bicycles, so my near-messenger style of riding is probably a bit too "urban" for them anyway.
Now all you have to do is get rid of your cellphone and television. Ever since I gave those up, I've felt a LOT less frantic. The only thing I haven't given up is the computer. It's a close one, though.
Saint Will: no gyration without funkstification.
fabulae! nil satis firmi video quam ob rem accipere hunc mi expediat metum. - Terence
I use public transportation. Actually I don't even have a driver license, just don't need it.
Got some vegetables growing in my garden at summer time.
But to stop using electronic devices? NEVER.
I am a f****n gargoyle. I carry my laptop, mp3 player, cell phone everywhere I go. And the number of devices will increase with time. I'm a technofreak, I just got to have them.
BigUniverse wrote,
"Well the things that happen less often are more likely to be the result of the supper natural. A thing like loosing my keys in the morning is not likely supper natural, but finding a thousand dollars or meeting a celebrity might be."