Introducting Baby Glutton, the breastfeeding doll

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Introducting Baby Glutton, the breastfeeding doll

http://www.nj.com/parenting/eric_ruhalter/index.ssf/2009/08/glutton_baby_the_breast_feedin.html

basically it is a doll that lets the little girl/weird boy breast feed it, sucking on there little nipples.... how could this backfire Ok in all fairness it requires you to put on a vest/bra type thing for it to work, so there is no actual nipples involved. But is this somthing you really want you daughter/ confused son to do at the age she/he plays with dolls? Seems a little creepy to me tbh but that said,

 

Imo its genius, the only thing that could make it better is if if didn't require the child to put on the bra thing, its genius for pure wtf value.

 

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That's completly

That's completly retarded.

 

 

 

 


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Cpt_pineapple wrote:That's

Cpt_pineapple wrote:

That's completly retarded.

 

 

 

 

I agree !

The author of the articles asks 'what could be next':  " Bebe Limp - The male doll who experiences erectile dysfunction? " (which would be hilarious as a gag gift, imo)

What the hell ~ why not have a doll that helps teach the youngsters how to put a condom on or insert a diaphragm. I mean, the less the parent as to discuss things with the kids the better, right?    

 

 

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Well, on that note

Well, on that note Rene, if we are going to provide baby dolls for rehearsal to nurse, why not provide anatomically correct dolls the size of regular children so that young girls can rehearse for when they are ready to get pregnant in the first place?

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I fully support this doll.

I fully support this doll. Maybe people don't realise that it is still "wrong" in far too many eyes to breastfeed at all, let alone in public. This teaches the next generation that there's nothing wrong with it, which has been far too long in coming.

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Do Little Girls Like This?

It's been quite a long time since I was a little girl.  Well, technically, I've never been one, but whatever.  

All dolls seem a tad bit creepy to me, but one that sucks your teat? Well, that's pretty high up there on the list of creepy things.  Do children who might want to play with a doll like this even understand what breast feeding is?   I may have lived a sheltered life being the baby boy of the family. I dunno. 

Well, let's just see how it sells. Sounds like a stupid idea but then again so was the pet rock.  Or was that genius?? Hummmm. 

god -- I tried you on for size.... you were a little long in the crotch, loose in the waist, short in the length and you made my butt look extra flat. I had to take you back for an exchange.


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Vastet wrote:I fully support

Vastet wrote:
I fully support this doll. Maybe people don't realise that it is still "wrong" in far too many eyes to breastfeed at all, let alone in public. This teaches the next generation that there's nothing wrong with it, which has been far too long in coming.
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Look In some ways i agree with you, it is a good cause imo, but i think they chose a creepy wtf way to go about it. I mean most dolls come with a bottle already, nothing wrong with feeding the doll the old fashioned way. Still just a little creepy a kid breast feeding a doll.

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Dolls in general are nothing

Dolls in general are nothing more than educational tools for parenting/adult introduction for children. How many 6 year olds truly understand the dynamics of the barbie/ken relationship, but have the dolls anyway? Almost all of them. It's introductary. They don't need to fully understand it. That's not the point. You don't learn about quantum mechanics in a basic physics class in grade 8. The point is to introduce the idea that nothing is strange or wrong with breastfeeding at a young age, so they can build on it later. And you'll notice that this is in Spain, one of the most hard core religious countries on Earth, where the predominant religions frown upon breastfeeding.
The more I think about it, the better the idea sounds.

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Vastet wrote:I fully support

Vastet wrote:
I fully support this doll. Maybe people don't realise that it is still "wrong" in far too many eyes to breastfeed at all, let alone in public. This teaches the next generation that there's nothing wrong with it, which has been far too long in coming.

 

 

On a similar note, i forsee many specific fetishes in the near future

 

 

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:3

There is a fetish for anything already. Thank you internet Laughing out loud


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ClockCat wrote:There is a

ClockCat wrote:

There is a fetish for anything already. Thank you internet Laughing out loud

 

Yeah, but this way lots of people will have the same specific fetish. I'll be like the new version of furries.


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Edit: I feel bad with what I just wrote. I'm taking it back.

 

 

Let me just say, rule 34 indeed.


 

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Now I want to know what you

Now I want to know what you said... lol

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Vastet wrote:Now I want to

Vastet wrote:
Now I want to know what you said... lol

 

Doomy seconds that motion! Clockcat must explain, im sure it was funny if a little bigoted

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