Let's make Atheism a Religion

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Oh, and um.

 

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I already did.It goes

I already did.

It goes something like this humans are gods and because humans exist gods exists. Briliant isn’t it ? Lets make it the state religion.

Would you like to join my church of humans are gods ?

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Seriously the more fruity types  of singularitarianism totally qualify for religion we can resurrect dead people with nabobs and calculating the universe backwards and all the people we don’t like we throw into a VR simulation where they are tortured for ever and ever and all the nice ones get to live in VR haven.
   
 

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Tax dollars = nice

 Yes, where are our tax dollars? 

We'd be mad to miss out.

 

Wiki says:

A religion is a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a supernatural agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.

 

That is vague enough to almost include anything, especially with the 'especially', 'usually' and 'often'.


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Satanic acts

It seems that the fundies consider soccer to be satanic, so presumably it is supernatural and would be a candidate for being a religion.

Many Australians consider AFL footy to be a religion.

 

http://www.theage.com.au/world/militias-declare-war-on-soccer-in-battle-for-youth-20100711-105j8.html

 

 

Al-Shabab, an Islamist militia waging a campaign of terror across Somalia, has banned soccer in many areas it controls. The al-Qaeda-linked militia, along with Hezb-i-Islam, a rival group, prohibited broadcasts of the World Cup, describing the sport as ''a satanic act'' that corrupts Muslims.

In the past month, militants have killed at least five people and arrested scores more for watching the World Cup. They have detained and tortured local soccer club owners on charges of misguiding youth.

 

 

and

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/jul/12/uganda-bomb-blasts-kampala

Two simultaneous explosions ripped through the Ugandan capital, Kampala, last night, killing 64 people who were watching the World Cup final.

 


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This is fucked but

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Al-Shabab, an Islamist militia waging a campaign of terror across Somalia, has banned soccer in many areas it controls. The al-Qaeda-linked militia, along with Hezb-i-Islam, a rival group, prohibited broadcasts of the World Cup, describing the sport as ''a satanic act'' that corrupts Muslims.

 

One thing about it that could be viewed as positive is that if these idiots continue to violently oppress their own people, there will come a time when the worm will turn. The only people who can stamp out radical islam are muslims themselves. Terror acts in the name of god must be seen by ordinary muslims as a moral violation.

I was interested to see the Indonesian response on Nordin Top. Their efforts were pathetic after the Bali bombing attacks killed 200 people mostly foreigners, but when Top targeted the president of Indonesia the military and the police suddenly found motivation to fill Top with bullets.

These constant bombings of muslim sects in Pakistan are interesting, too. How many of their own people do they think they can kill before the people jack up? Muslims have to seize responsibility for their own well being and call their radical imams to account with extreme prejudice.

 

 

 

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I hope that you all realize

I hope that you all realize that there is an atheist afterlife. You get to sit in a bathtub full of an infinite number of kittens. Unless you are a bad atheist and vote for the wrong people. Then you get to have no kittens for eternity.

 

Infinite kittens or eternity with no kittens. Choose wisely.

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