We have toes because they were quite useful to pick things up and then we had to go and mess everything up by exercising free will and standing upright.  And he KNEW we would do that.  So those sweet useful toes EVOLVED (thanks to the big guy) into stumpy little things to help keep us from falling over.  Now I can only use my hands to peel a banana.  Fortunately, my hand is perfectly designed to hold a banana. 

Thus is the gospel according to jce. 

If I was intelligently designed why does my ass have hair in the crack?

Seriously...gross...yuck...damn!! Dogs don't even have this problem! Our asses are less hygenic then dogs asses and we are supposed to be God's favorite and most perfect design?!

Think about that Christians...don't be afraid, take a look at a dogs butt. They don't fold over like ours do and their anus, even though their bodies are covered in hair, isn't surrounded by hair! Their butts are more evolved then ours!

The only explanation - God wanted our asses cacked with shit in the hairs and smelling... or maybe god wanted to invest heavily in toilet paper .. what does this tell us about intelligent design?

Intelligent design is FULL OF SHIT!

Well certainly no one can argue such sound logic as yours.  That's got to be the absolute best rational response that I have ever heard against ID.   

Glad you think so, but I just thought it was funny.